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Edward Cullen, college quarterback extraordinaire in Sideline Collision, was the NFL overall first draft pick and is now starting quarterback for the New York Giants in Getting Blitzed! Coming off of two national championships, two MVPs, and two Heisman wins with the Florida State Seminoles, he might come off as a bit cocky in nature. Actually, that may be putting it too mildly. His arrogance knows no bounds and he thinks his new NFL coach and teammates will bow down and worship the ground he walks on for gracing them with his presence; but he definitely gets a big, bruising reality check! Playing with the big boys is a whole other level of competition than what he knew in college football, and even “Edward F’ing Cullen” has to pay his dues and prove his worth. His teammates not only hit hard on the field, but punk him after practice time and again, because he’s the rookie. Then he has to drag his aching body home alone to his penthouse because his sexy girlfriend Bella, aka “Reed Girl”, is still back in Tallahassee finishing up her degree. Things seem to be completely haywire in his life...

Edward met Bella a couple years back at a Florida State football game as he was running out of the tunnel with the team to take the field and collided with some band geek that was coming off the field. The story picks up after their relationship in Sideline Collision and now Edward must endure months before she can join him in New Jersey after her graduation. Sure there are phone calls, Skype chats, and a few weekend visits for games to share with each other, but is that enough to keep everything good in their relationship? Unfortunately for Edward and his cockiness, being the best has always come so easy to him that now he is having a hard time adapting to the multiple changes around him, with only his very possessive and temperamental kitten - Rainbow - to console him. How will he survive the separation from his beloved other half and accept the discipline it now takes to be a pro quarterback; even accepting defeat? 

Getting Blitzed, of course, is the hilarious, outrageous sequel to Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl. This woman knows football plays, calls and stats like no other, and it is absolutely amazing how she can make you feel like you are experiencing everything as if you are right there in Edward’s head. It is equally impressive how she portrays his undoubtedly masculine voice with his unfiltered thoughts, words and actions, as he fumbles his way through all manner of shenanigans, freak-outs and ups and downs; learning many of life’s lessons whether he is ready or not. The focus is currently on Edward’s journey, but of course Bella is a constant presence, either in person or by contact. When she is there in person, Edward is insatiable - so prepare for some toe-curling, sizzling lemons! The previous gang of crazy friends and family also pop in from time to time in addition to a whole new cast of wacky characters livening up the new location to round things out. Never a dull moment, people! If you need a good pick-me-up story and a reason to smile, don't miss the escapades of Cockyback and Reed Girl! So much fun! Updates every Sunday!

Getting Blitzed consists of 23 chapters and a total of 104,838 words so far. The story is rated M for language and sexy times!

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Edward, his brother Emmett, and their best friend Jasper are all members of a cover band, called 'The Feedback'. One night, when they meet at the bar they usually play at, the three come to an agreement that will hopefully push their career in the right direction. In order to be able to play three nights a week, they definitely need a female lead singer. Problem. Edward Cullen cannot keep his hands to himself and has already cost the band three potential lead singers due to his womanizing ways. Emmett and Jasper have finally enough and decide to establish the rule that there is absolutely no inter-band screwing, dating or messing around allowed. This rule applies to all three of them but seeing as Jasper's sister Rosalie has Emmett by the balls and Jasper is pining for Alice, said rule is basically just for Edward...

Now that the ground rules have been established, Jasper wants Bella, a friend from college, to join the band. Of course, Edward and Bella feel an attraction to each other - even though they start out on the wrong foot - but a relationship is totally off limits due to the ‘band rule’. A friendship is formed from their mutual love of music and soon blossoms into a love. Love not even Edward ‘Womanizer’ Cullen can deny.

lexiecullen17 does not disappoint with her story of forbidden love between band members. The fanfiction is told from both Edward and Bella’s POV and gives great insight into how both characters are feeling and thinking in each situation. With dozens of hilarious scenes, hot juicy lemons, and hilarious banters between the band members, this story is all fluff with very little angst. One of the best things about this story is its ‘kick-ass’ playlist! lexiecullen17 has worked hard to put together a large list of songs that not only suit the story incredibly well, but will have you singing along with the characters! If you liked her other stories such as The Longest Summer, you’ll definitely enjoy Off Limits. It’s a must read!

Off Limits consists of 36 chapters and 182,739 words. The story is rated M for language and hot lemons!

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Bad boy Edward Cullen thought he had everything perfectly laid out: he had decided to give acting a try despite having graduated with a pre-med degree from U-Dub and much to his surprise he was extremely successful. He soon developed a passion for acting and realized that he even had a certain talent. Unfortunately though, somewhere along the path of fame, money, and bad company, Edward got into the line of extreme partying and more than rude behavior. That made him to be "too much effort" for many producers and directors, even though they acknowledged his talent. On the flip side of the coin is Bella Swan, America's dream-girl and lead singer of a popular upcoming band - Eclipse. Unlike Edward, the young woman wasn't born with a silver spoon in her mouth and along with her best friends Emmett, Rosalie, and Jasper she is working arduously to bring her band to success.

And now it happens that both publicists of Edward and Bella know each other well from high school. They suggest to their protegés to fake a romantic relationship and become THE couple in Hollywood. Because then Edward would finally be considered "tamed" by a woman (and by a perfect one nonetheless) and movie deals would start coming back in again. Bella, on the other hand, would benefit from the lie as well, as being around Edward would most probably increase Eclipse's popularity immensely. Maybe she could even start a career in Hollywood. Though hesitant at first, Edward and Bella eventually agree to the arrangement. Supported by Bella's band mates and Edward's sister Alice the two set off on dates, always making sure that they can be well seen by the paparazzi. The actor and the musician don't think the best about each other which results in a horrible first date. Yet as they start to learn more about the other, they get closer and closer. What is supposed to be a mere act quickly turns into something neither one of them has experienced before and soon their fake relationship becomes real. Could Bella be Edward's wake up call? And how will they be able to balance their love with the constricted Hollywood world where paparazzi stalk them wherever they go?

Faking It is an amazing story set in Hollywood, LA and spangly9 manages to elicit lots of emotions from you while reading. It is touching to see Edward's future slipping right out of his own hands and how Bella comes along to help him straighten out his life. The chemistry and tension between the two is continuous and you will find yourself begging them to get it on already. The fanfiction has it's hot and romantic moments, but there is also quite a bit of humor involved as well as an interesting glimpse at Hollywood's connection to the fashion industry. I loved this story a lot and my favorite part about it was noticing how Edward changed for the better and came out of his hell-hole with the help of Bella. All it took was love for both of them to realize that life can be beautiful and worth-living with your partner by your side. I really enjoyed reading this story and have no doubts you will too!

Faking It consists of 32 chapters and 144,679 words. The fanfic is rated M for language and lemons.

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Edward Masen finds himself sitting in a club after having played bass in the band of an old friend of his. It is then that he sees the woman who would turn his life upside down. Bella Swan is swinging her hips on the dancefloor like she doesn't give a damn what others might think about her. The moment her brown eyes meet his green ones, they both know they have just met their soulmates. The two of them have a drink and spend a passionate night together...

It doesn't even matter that Edward is seven years older than Bella or that Bella is having more and more success with her band "Only by the Night". They are both inseparable and it hardly takes a year until Edward goes down on one knee. Now, four years later, his wife is still sleeping peacefully and about to be late for band practice. So what does a supportive husband do? Right, he wakes up the woman he loves in a sweet and sexy kinda way. Too bad that that doesn't lead to Bella getting up but only makes her be even tardier than before...

This story is pure smut, nothing else. 90% of the O/S are dedicated to Bella and Edward showing their neverending love for each other - in a very kinky way, I might add. This is not sex we're talking about, it's animalistic fu**ing. And in between these very arousing words (yes, it's that hot!) you get an inside into Edward's head and how he reflects on his past (and future). If you love your lemons dirty and rough, this will be very much to your liking!

Fill My Little World is a one-shot consisting of 4,132 words. The story is rated MA for very graphic descriptions of sexual activities.

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After one of her four-graders, Masen Cullen, chose a rather... colorful language to deal with one of his annoying classmates his teacher, Bella Swan, invites his parents to a meeting. She definitely didn't expect to come face-to-face with the most handsome young man she had ever seen. Edward Cullen was not only tall and muscular, he also sported a number of tattoos and, to put it mildly, a massive hard on. The two get down to business and talk but are constantly distracted by the unmistakable air of lust and tension surrounding them. And so, after only a couple of minutes of small talk (in which Edward assures Bella that there is no Mrs. Cullen), Edward and Bella find themselves in the middle of a hot make-out session on the piano. And even though they technically don't have sex, they both agree that it was the single most sexual and sensual experience they've ever had in their lives.

So Edward doesn't hesitate and asks for Bella's number and for the next couple of days, the two text and talk over the phone. On their first semi-date on Sunday, Bella invites her crush over to her beach house (the story takes place in Florida) and cooks a wonderful dinner. But the two just cannot take their hands off each other and so, after a wonderful evening of witty banter and interesting conversations, they spent a passionate night with one another. And even though Edward and Bella have no doubt that they like each other for more than just the sex, both agree to put their love-making on the hold until they get to know each other better. For the time being, Edward decides to neither tell his son nor his freaky family (he owns his own motorcycle shop, together with his siblings Emmett and Alice and their partners Rose and Jasper) until he really knows where things with Bella go. Also, the fact that Bella began an affair with one of her student's parents, might not go well with the school board...

This story is hot! Right in the first chapter, a wonderful lemon awaits the reader and there are more, oh so much more, on the way. The way Edward and Masen are portrayed in this story is just amazing. Masen is pretty much the spitting image of his father (a chuck-wearing, energized 9-year-old with a potty mouth) and is thus affectionately called Mini-Me by his family. But next to his father's love for video games and Muse, Masen also inherited Edward's musical talent. His fantastic abilities when it comes to playing the piano astound Bella so much that she offers to give him private lessons. Last but not least, The Ride of Your Life is exceptionally well-written and incredibly funny. Whenever Edward is at work and has to deal with nosy Emmett or little troll Alice, I guarantee that you'll cry tears from laughing so hard!

The Ride of Your Life consists of 28 chapters and a total of 210,412 words. The story is rated MA for lemons and foul language.

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Three little words: He. Wants. Her. From the moment bassist Bella Swan joined his band Edward Cullen was irrevocably in love. She was it. The one. The only thing is, she doesn't know it yet. Despite weeks filled with sexual innuendos, flirting, laughing, and talking neither Edward nor Bella admitted their feelings for each other...

But now, at the end of the tour and after their last gig, things are about to change. The moment the last note is played and the last word sung, Edward has only one thing in mind and it involves a very naked Bella in his arms. So after a quick Meet & Greet with the fans, Edward grabs her hand and whispers "I want you. Naked, screaming my name." Who would say no to that?

Completely written from Edward's POV Move Like You Want is a one shot full of lust, passion, and love. Even though the lemons are not too graphic and "only" classify for an M rating, the short story radiates a good amount of eroticism. These two want each other - badly (so it doesn't even matter that their first time together happens in a tiny motel as long as it "happens"), and you can feel that throughout the whole story. It's one of those O/S that leave you wanting more...

Move Like You Want is a one shot consisting of 5,135 words. The story is rated M for language and the description of sexual activities.

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Edward Cullen loves two things: football and women. As the star quarterback of the Florida State Seminoles the cocky young man has been intimate with pretty much every woman, girl, and wife available and willing.

It is right before the beginning of the game against the Gators, when Edward's concentration is at its peak, that he runs into a beautiful girl. Bella Swan plays the oboe in the college marching band and is shocked to realize that her collision with the town's playboy extraordinaire caused her reed to break. Although Edward is seriously bothered by the tiny girl who wants him to apologize and buy her a new reed, he is also aware of her beauty and wit. Before the two know what's happening they end up having hot and steamy sex in the locker room. And for the first time Edward not only wants to see his conquest again but he is eager to date her as well...

This story was originally written as a one shot - ending right after the sex between Bella and Edward. But Nolebucgrl, bless her heart, apparently listened to the ecstatic reviews of her readers and decided to turn the one shot into a long story. And what a story it is - full of humor, lemons, and yes, even some romance! The bickering between Edward and Bella is hilarious as both are smart but pigheaded. And it is exactly that intelligence and charme that enables Bella to achieve what no one has before: taming Edward Cullen.

Sideline Collision consists of 31 chapters and a total of 189,264 words. The story is rated M for graphic description of sexual activities.

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After a tragic car accident that caused the death of her mother, Bella is suffering from severe back pain. Upon the advice of her physician Carlisle Cullen, she starts visiting his sons Emmett, a chiropractor, and Edward, a massage therapist. And once gentle hands touch her skin and emerald eyes see her soul, Bella knows things will never be the same again.

Edward Cullen is haunted by the past. Each day, he writes to his late former girlfriend Tanya and tries to come to terms with what happened to her, him, them. Ridden by guilt and pain, Edward put up walls to keep those who want to come too close out of reach, but once he lays eyes on his new patient Bella Swan, brick by brick comes crashing down...

But Edward knows that it's unethical to start a relationship with a client, no matter how smart, funny, and beautiful that client might be. It isn't until the appearance of a rival, and the awareness that he and Bella share the same passion for music, that Edward realizes that love is more important than ethics.

The story is written from both Edward's and Bella's point of view (Bella writes to her dead mother Reneé and Edward to the equally dead Tanya). While the beginning is a little slow, GemGirl65 makes up for that in the later chapters. Once Edward and Bella are together, they are just absolutely cute, loving, and sexually insatiable! Things are getting hot!

Massage Therapy consists of 52 chapters and a total of 308,939 words. The story is rated MA for graphic descriptions of sexual activities. If you are under the age of 18, I'll advise you not to read the fanfiction!

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