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After yet another breakup, Bella Swan comes up with a theory to explain her tragic love life. And what would that theory be? Well, it all to do with her hymen. See, all of her previous boyfriends had found someone else to 'tend to their needs' - something Bella found herself unwilling to do. Because the young woman is still a virgin and actually didn't mean to change that in the very near future. But desperate times demand desperate means and so Bella vocalizes her dilemma to her best friend and roommate Edward Cullen. She even goes a step further and wants Edward to "solve" her problem. Bella wants him to be her "Hymen-Breaker"!

“Hell No!” is Edward Cullen's answer but after a little convincing here and there and due to the fact that the mere thought of Bella asking another man to help her out makes him furious, he agrees. And while the two start teaching each other lessons along the way, Edward begins to develop feelings for his house mate, or rather, he suddenly realizes that he had always felt more for Bella than just friendship. But when it's time to let her know about his revelation, well, let's just say he doesn't have the best of luck...

Funny and cheesy! That's exactly how to describe this hilarious story by SwanCullen12. You'll be constantly dying of laughter as Bella pretty much rivals every stand-up comedian with her hilarious thoughts, her inability to swear and the crazy conversations she leads with her vagina. Our dear Edward is a former NFL player, who now owns a local bar. He's very stubborn and totally oblivious to his feelings towards our lovable Bella. If you're in need for some humorous and corny romance, written completely from Bella's POV, Bella's Hymen Theory is a must-read for you!

So far, Bella's Hymen Theory consists of 21 chapters and a total of 99,257 words. The story is rated M for adult situations and profanities.

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