"Getting Blitzed" by Nolebucgrl 0
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Edward Cullen, college quarterback extraordinaire in Sideline Collision, was the NFL overall first draft pick and is now starting quarterback for the New York Giants in Getting Blitzed! Coming off of two national championships, two MVPs, and two Heisman wins with the Florida State Seminoles, he might come off as a bit cocky in nature. Actually, that may be putting it too mildly. His arrogance knows no bounds and he thinks his new NFL coach and teammates will bow down and worship the ground he walks on for gracing them with his presence; but he definitely gets a big, bruising reality check! Playing with the big boys is a whole other level of competition than what he knew in college football, and even “Edward F’ing Cullen” has to pay his dues and prove his worth. His teammates not only hit hard on the field, but punk him after practice time and again, because he’s the rookie. Then he has to drag his aching body home alone to his penthouse because his sexy girlfriend Bella, aka “Reed Girl”, is still back in Tallahassee finishing up her degree. Things seem to be completely haywire in his life...
Edward met Bella a couple years back at a Florida State football game as he was running out of the tunnel with the team to take the field and collided with some band geek that was coming off the field. The story picks up after their relationship in Sideline Collision and now Edward must endure months before she can join him in New Jersey after her graduation. Sure there are phone calls, Skype chats, and a few weekend visits for games to share with each other, but is that enough to keep everything good in their relationship? Unfortunately for Edward and his cockiness, being the best has always come so easy to him that now he is having a hard time adapting to the multiple changes around him, with only his very possessive and temperamental kitten - Rainbow - to console him. How will he survive the separation from his beloved other half and accept the discipline it now takes to be a pro quarterback; even accepting defeat?
Getting Blitzed, of course, is the hilarious, outrageous sequel to Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl. This woman knows football plays, calls and stats like no other, and it is absolutely amazing how she can make you feel like you are experiencing everything as if you are right there in Edward’s head. It is equally impressive how she portrays his undoubtedly masculine voice with his unfiltered thoughts, words and actions, as he fumbles his way through all manner of shenanigans, freak-outs and ups and downs; learning many of life’s lessons whether he is ready or not. The focus is currently on Edward’s journey, but of course Bella is a constant presence, either in person or by contact. When she is there in person, Edward is insatiable - so prepare for some toe-curling, sizzling lemons! The previous gang of crazy friends and family also pop in from time to time in addition to a whole new cast of wacky characters livening up the new location to round things out. Never a dull moment, people! If you need a good pick-me-up story and a reason to smile, don't miss the escapades of Cockyback and Reed Girl! So much fun! Updates every Sunday!
Getting Blitzed consists of 23 chapters and a total of 104,838 words so far. The story is rated M for language and sexy times!
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