"The Party" by compass54

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Edward is bored out of his mind. The only reason why he hasn't yet broken up with his pseudo-girlfriend Tanya is that, at least, every Wednesday he's getting laid. Yes, Tanya is shallow, not the best in bed and definitely not at all interested in Edward but hey, a man has needs, right? But sooner rather than later the young pathology doctor realizes that he can't stand another day with the blonde woman he shares a bed with once a week. And so, when he finds out she going to move into a new apartment, together with three other girls, he decides to take this opportunity to tell her their "relationship" is over. Enter roommate numer 3: an English teacher with a hot body, deep brown eyes, and a refreshingly direct sense of humor.

Because Bella Swan says pretty much what she thinks and also well-raised, smart, and independent. Edward feels the connection toward her immediately and doesn't say no when she invites him over to a birthday party that same night. As Tanya appears not to give a damn where he goes and with whom, Edward agrees and dresses up nicely before taking Bella to her friend, Heather. The latter is, for lack of a better words, a bit unconventional and crazy and wants all her male guests to take off their shirts before entering the house. Reluctantly Edward does and, together with his brother Emmett, he attracts a number of more than interested women. But his eyes are for Bella only and though it takes a while until they finally make it out of there and get on their way to a more private place, the sparks never cease to fly between the two...

What a wonderful, fun, and sexy little fanfiction! Completely written from Edward's POV The Party by compass54 has everything you need if you don't have much time to start multi-chaptered stories. There is absolutely no angst and drama, but lots of naked Edward, snarky Bella, and a sweet Emmett! Dozens of hilarious scenes won't give you a moment without laughter and, sometimes, that's excactly what you need after reading fanfics that are literally overflowing with gut-wrenching scenes! Give it a try, you will be throughly entertained for an hour or two!

The Party consists of 3 chapters and a total of 17,115 words. The story is rated M for lemons and foul language.

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